Snarky Sullivan – “Even My WiFi Is Less Sketchy Than You” Tote | Salty as Fox
Give side-eye to the whole planet while you haul your junk in style.
Toss it on, fill it up, and let Sullivan do the judging while you do the shopping.
Why you’ll love it
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Sarcasm you can sling over a shoulder. Snarky Sullivan’s unimpressed glare + the WiFi one-liner do the social distancing for you.
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Heavy-duty 100 % cotton canvas (12 oz). Stands up to laptops, notebooks, snacks, and questionable life choices.
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Crisp DTG print on natural canvas. Bold lines & brand-true colors stay vivid through countless laundry cycles.
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Eco-minded & sweat-shop-free. Printed to order—less waste, more shade.
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Roomy 15" × 16" bag with 21" reinforced handles. Plenty of space for chaos, groceries, or your salty secret stash.
Toss it on, fill it up, and let Sullivan do the judging while you do the shopping.
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
100% Cotton canvas
Made from spun fibers that make a very strong and durable fabric
Flat corners
The front and back sides are sewn together without any extra space inside
Carrying handles
The tote bag has self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from India
Age restrictions
For adults
Spot clean; Do not bleach; Line dry; Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron..
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