Squawk Skeeta – “I’m Not Always a Bitch” Canvas Tote | Salty as Fox

Carry your chaos in style with Squawk Skeeta, the side-eye queen who just said what you were thinking.

Why you need it

Whether you’re hitting the farmer’s market, the office, or the family dinner you wish you’d skipped, Skeeta’s blunt disclaimer sets expectations (and lowers small-talk risk). Toss in your essentials, roll your eyes, and let the tote speak for you:

“I’m not always a bitch… Just kidding, go f** yourself.”*

Zero filter. Zero apologies. 100 % Salty as Fox.

Product Highlights

• Loud & proud print – high-def DTG on heavy 100 % cotton canvas; bright orange panel pops on classic black.

• Every-day capacity – 15.3″ H × 14.9″ W (39 × 38 cm) fits laptops, planners, and all that emotional baggage.

• Comfy 11″ shoulder drop – slings over hoodies or attitude-adjustment jackets with ease.

• Reusable rebel – skip single-use bags; stay salty and sustainable.

Care instructions:

- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry